China Unicom is a very large Chinese company (the 3rd largest mobile carrier in the world). However, check out the horrible English that they have on their website!

Those who are shrewd-brained, never do time consuming and laborious matters, be longing and good at communications and praise highly humanization science and technology;

Short message realizes using of tongue not hands! 3-minute recording time leaves enough space to you and all speeches can be sent to the other’s ear in original flavor. Voice technology completely releases the inconvenient keystroke, more time and energy saved, fashionable and fresh and particular. Voice short message is worth using!

The latest, most fashionable and most natty character short message is provided. You dispense with boring input, no worry about looking for larruping short message. All is solved for you in the hot Sina Card comfortably.

http://www.bj.chinaunicom.com/english/products/ydtxyw/ydhyyw/file20.html